Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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