I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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