And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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