i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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