when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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