The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
You have to summon your inner elephant
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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