i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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