I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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