WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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