NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
