so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
jump out the window naked night went bad
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