she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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