All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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