I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
we should paint friendship bongs
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