i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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