What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize
