I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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