You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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