I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
