If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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