Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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