This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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