I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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