Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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