I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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