S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
