btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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