found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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