just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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