I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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