batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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