Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
