They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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