i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
i dont even know how to be here
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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