OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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