No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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