i barfeds in our rink
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
When are your genitals available?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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