whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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