Don't you send me to vm
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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