Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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