what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Shame is for Republicans.
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