We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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