Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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