what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Houston, we have a blender
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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