North Korea, Best Korea!
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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