After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
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