White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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