I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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