Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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