before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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