This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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