Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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