i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You can't just leave with hair like that
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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