Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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