i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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